steven-carlsburg:

meladoodle:

last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’

I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED. 




zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT


the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off



Beauty pageants are idiotic. But I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee Pageant gets six hundred dollars. I can be idiotic for six hundred dollars.


lionhearted-fool:

imperialimpala:

emeralddreamer:

this post is perfect from start to finish



which superhero is the best looking?

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